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Joke of the Day
"The other day my dessert looked like it was undressing me with it's eyes... It was a total crepe."
Next Joke
"A kid gets home very distressed..... And says ""mom everyone at school says that im always distracted"" ""FOR THE LAST TIME KID, YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR!!!!"""
"I wonder who I'll be racist against when I'm elderly. I hope it's robots!!"
"As my mother-in-law and I fight to the death for her son's love, I sometimes think to myself, ""This may be the worst prize ever."""
"One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves."
"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"
"A gritty reboot of basketball where we find out all the players' moms were murdered by circles and that's why they throw rocks at one."
"I cant find my large stir fry pan It's like it just gets up and Woks away"
"What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Naaaaagggghhhhhhh."
"Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they're cheetahs."