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Joke of the Day
"My HP printer died today It was like a Brother to me."
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"It only takes a few seconds to express our true feelings. Unfortunately police call it murder."
"A priests asks the convicted murderer...... A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""
"Companies should make camouflage condoms... So they never see you comin"
"Wife: for the last time buy a terrarium Me: [drops 7 lizards into my shirt] why they already have a home"
"Is it just me or is solipsism just a load of rubbish?"
"You know you're in a seedy part of town when you ask the waitress for coke and she says ""is meth ok?"""
"Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral? He touched a lot of people."
"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."
"[NSFW] What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gag gag gag"