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Joke of the Day

"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."

"A gay deer walks into a bar After a long night he comes stumbling out and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""

"You want to hear an old racist joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Told that by an old homeless guy."

"*tries for a year to brush and floss better* *goes to dentist* Dentist: Do you even own a toothbrush?"

"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."

"Holocaust jokes ARE NOT funny Anne Frankly, they make me disgusted."

"What do you call a bunch of flies in a beer can? An Outback Vibrator"

"Sometimes I put toilet paper... Sometimes I put toilet paper over my penis, and pretend that it's a ghost."

"I stay awake at night wondering... I stay awake at night wondering if hooked on phonics has a hotline for addicts."

"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"