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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a Spanish person and a French person fuck? They give birth to an Andorran."
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"Man plus woman Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"
"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives"
"A healthy man in a room of paraplegic people is outstanding"
"What type of train gets fat? A chew chew train..."
"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""
"coding humor 1 +1 ___ =10"
"Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman? On the astronaughty step."
"My dad's take on 35 years of marriage. Me: ""Mom and Dad, how does it feel to have been married for 35 years?"" Dad: ""Well, it only seems like it's been 5 minutes..."" Mom: ""Awww!"" Dad: ""...Underwater."""
"Wore camouflage pants once. Still can't find my legs."