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Joke of the Day

"People that live in glass houses have tons of dead birds on their lawn."

"Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ? Because of all the Cheetahs!"

"What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants? Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?"

"I have a roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other."

"What does a German soccer player call his cleats? Das Boots"

"What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!"

"You know what they say about not arguing with stupid... People on the outside might not be able to tell the difference, so go ahead and delete all your liberal friends on facebook."

"You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands."

"Battered Women Not as delicious as it sounds"

"This post has nothing to do with elephants. It's irrelephant."