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Joke of the Day
"Twitter: Where #Hash is legal."
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"How do you find the fastest man in Africa? Roll a penny down a hill."
"Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed? because Santa came early! I'll let myself out."
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Better if you say this aloud."
"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."
"What is a pirate's favourite letter? He doesn't have one. He's illiterate."
"We've replaced Steve's regular coffee with a detailed understanding of the impending heat death of the universe. Let's see if he notices."
"What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath? One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole."
"A fun prank is to search ""buy antique dolls"" on someone's computer because then all their Facebook targeted ads are creepy dolls forever"
"What would martin Luther king be if he was white? Alive."