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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?"
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"You catch more flies with honey, even more with a dead body and way more with honey on a dead body."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks ""is the bartender here?"" Is the bar tender here?"
"What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone? Jailbreak"
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!"
"You ever hear of the Nazi strip club? They don't make it rain, they make it Heil!"
"I got out of bed this morning and decided it was time to turn it around. So, I did a 180 and went back to bed."
"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"
"The movie spoiler you won't be able to avoid this Xmas! It turns out Alvin is Theodore's FATHER!"
"Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend/boyfriend Santa: Let's be realistic lol"