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Joke of the Day
"You ever hear of the Nazi strip club? They don't make it rain, they make it Heil!"
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"When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so... ...he spilled his guts to the cops."
"A man walks into a gay bar.......... The bartender asks ""Would you like me to push in your stool?"""
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