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Joke of the Day
"A termite walks into a bar and asks ""is the bartender here?"" Is the bar tender here?"
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"Is 1+1 hard to calculate? It's not complex at all, right?"
"But I meant it as a compliment when I said your baby looks like a pug."
"Interviewer: Can we call your former employer for a reference? Me: Not if you're considering me for the job."
"If you don't like gay marriage, blame straight people, they're the ones who keep having gay babies."
"Startin' a band with some guys I used to work with called LinkedIn Park."
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"Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!"
"I'm totally fine with everyone leaving the country if Trump wins or if Hillary wins. I need more space"