81768
Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!"
Next Joke
"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope"
"Standing in the Park wondering why... I was standing in the Park wondering why Frisbies appear larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me."
"What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!"
"I like putin The rest of the joke down here"
"whats the differnce from a blonde and a blow up sex doll only about two bottles of hair spray"
"My girlfriend is like a Chipmunk... She's tiny, fluffy, and has a horrible voice."
"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"If a baby horse swears at it's mother, would this be classed as foal language?"
"21st century divorce: I want it stipulated that he can't change the Netflix password."