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Joke of the Day
"What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone? Jailbreak"
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"What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy? I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point"
"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I'm part of the 10%"
"I drink to forget... my alcoholism."
"What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops"
"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest. .. It's hard to get up."
"What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out."
"Her: Undress me with your words... Me: I saw a spider in your bra."
"a sort algorithm walks into a bar he orders anything"
"""What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, somebody already told her twice"""