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Joke of the Day
"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"
Next Joke
"When I see someone pushing a dog in a stroller I understand why the news is filled with murder."
"Breaking news... The news truck has split in half, our traffic report website is down, and the studio seems to be having trouble with this sound system."
"What did the dill pickle say to jennifer lopez? U WOt M8>?"
"Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors? Because they take everything, literally."
"Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation? Yeah, he stopped giving a shit."
"Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."
"What's the most redundant sentence you can come up with? -department of redundancy department"
"If you have ever used one of those Hand Dryers in a bathroom, congratulations...you just did a portion of the Macarena....."
"""What's your favourite Pixar film?"" ""Up, yours?"" ""No need to be like that I was only asking"""