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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for coming I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase."

"A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious. The bartender says ""you can't leave that lyin' there."" The man says ""its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"""

"What do you get when you finger a gypsy on her period? Your palm red for free"

"What did the mathematician do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil..."

"Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject? It's just average."

"It's said that if you look directly into Chuck Norris' eyes you can see the beginning and end of all things...... but no one has had the balls to try."

"How I traveled around the world without spending a nickel. I paid in dimes."

"A Burglar got into the house of a Lawyer the other day... After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him."

"I'd stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff."

"Where do Zika babies come from? A guy trying to get a little head."