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Joke of the Day
"How I traveled around the world without spending a nickel. I paid in dimes."
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"'Dad, how do you feel about abortions?' Why don't you ask your sister? But I don't have a .........oooooh."
"*turns up to a yoga class in full Master Yoda costume* ""Oh dear. Misread the flyer, I have."""
"You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender."
"Stellar hiring process HR. The new lady broke into song when being introduced to me. I give it 2 days before her first cat-related meltdown."
"My grandma coined the term ""TC"" in 1988 to refer to her tuna casserole."
"What would you call Jack Black and Jack White's kid? **A dirty abomination you god hating homosexual!**"
"That moment when... ...you're on reddit too much and you say repost too often."
"- Judy, you have such a great taste! - Steve, stop biting me!"