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Joke of the Day
"How I traveled around the world without spending a nickel. I paid in dimes."
Next Joke
"Plans are already underway for a Trump Library... It's the first time a Presidential library will have *just* scratch and sniff books."
"Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?"
"What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song? Omaha"
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was."
"I once asked my girlfriend if she was a newspaper. Because there's a new issue with her every fucking day."
"a busboy falls into a bottomless salad. hank holds back the new guy ""don't bother tryin to save him; he's gone.."" the screams slowly fade"
"Buddy of mine asked what will happen if Trump got elected... I replied, ""There will be hell toupee"""
"What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock? Ve haff vays of making you tock!"
"Lost and confused in an helicopter"