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Joke of the Day
"Where do Zika babies come from? A guy trying to get a little head."
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"KID:I drew you a picture! ME:What's this? KID:Our house. ME:What's the orange stuff? KID:Fire. ME:Why's the house on fire? KID:I wanna PS4."
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"A woman is in an abusive relationship. She's talking to her friend one day. Her friend asks, ""Why do you stay with him?"" She replies, ""Beats me!"""
"Is bb-8 hungry? No, BB-8."
"I hate toilets... They're so shitty."
"You text him, he doesn't text you back. Obviously he was so excited that you texted that he fainted."
"ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile"
"What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? ""You're going to have to be a little patient"""
"Windows 10 rollout"