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Joke of the Day
"Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject? It's just average."
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"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"
"""Stupid kid fell in the well again."" -if Lassie had been a cat"
"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
"Glad my car insurance company requires a 10 character password to log-in. Wouldn't want someone to hack in and...pay my insurance bill"
"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."
"Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys."
"I was going to tell a joke about the earth... Then I realized it was pretty terrable."
"MOSES: Cool thinkpiece GOD: It's a list of commandments. Not everything is a thinkpiece! Jesus Christ MOSES: Who? GOD: Oops, sorry. Spoilers"
"My neighbors listen to awesome music whether they like it or not."