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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you finger a gypsy on her period? Your palm red for free"
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"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."
"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."
"Apparently 95% of the girl like to be waking up by oral sex !!! Well its not true, ""WHO ARE YOU AND REMOVE THIS FROM MY MOUTH"" Said the girl in the park yesterday !!"
"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't we have something normal for dinner?"" He said"
"How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh? It weighs *Won-ton*"
"What do you call someone who sews extremely fast? Taylor Swift..."
"Txt from wife: where r u Me:kitchen Wife:can u feed cat M: I mean garage W:bring in laundry M:bathroom W:clean toilet M: Idaho W:get potatos"
"A fish lost it's body part. Fin."
"What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog? A dog who can lick himself from across the room"