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Joke of the Day

"tip of the day - dont swollow ur spit for like 20 minuts and then u will have a warm drink"

"The reality is men have no idea what women want... and women have no idea what women want"

"""Name him Mufasa, it means ""king"" in Manazoto. And uh, we'll call HIM Scar. Because his face."" Simba's grandparents were the real villains."

"Not to sound like a total jock but who won baseball this month?"

"Well if Trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... We'll have 2020 hindsight"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"

"Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Make the man a fish and you'll feed scientific curiosity for a lifetime."

"Schools are giving kids a bad influence nowadays..... When they go into the real world they'll be expecting free handouts."

"Did you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar? [NSFW] After he pulled out, he got himself a nice piece of ass."

"What do you call it when a fruit studders? A peach impediment."