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Joke of the Day

"What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common? At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican."

"I just heard my roommate mixing some beats except I don't have a roommate and it was my cat throwing up."

"Set a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."

"What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ? Listening *house*."

"Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch One found a bone"

"A German joke... A man is thanking a German firefighter in America for saving 100 people. The German says, ""Don't Menschen it"""

"This nation really has gotten lazy, what with buying pre-shredded cheese and all. I think it's time to make America grate again."

"57% of serial killers were bed wetters until an unusually advanced age. Let's make fun of them! What's the worst that could hap..never mind."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"

"a joke about pizza On second thoughts it's a bit too cheesy..."