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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bouncer at a gay club? A flamethrower"

"People say that Twitter is pointless but it's teaching my children to be self sufficient."

"My bank statement is just a record of everything I've eaten for the last month."

"Did you hear about the gay guy that fell into a coma? It's the first reported case of a fruit becoming a vegetable."

"How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? You pull down their genes!"

"What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !"

"I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7 I guess it won't be very 6s-ful"

"The heart attack when you're in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates."

"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"

"Birth Control It's like direct deposit without the interest"