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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bouncer at a gay club? A flamethrower"

"The funniest thing about this tweet, is that by the time you realize that it doesn't say anything, it's too late for you to stop reading it."

"TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking Look where it got him. Murdered."

"I always said ""Aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."" But apparently that's not a valid excuse and I can't work for NASA anymore."

"Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Dingo! - Dingo who? - MANDINGO!!!"

"I hate street performers. Then again, I'm a mime, so I can't really talk."

"What do you call a black preist? Holy shit."

"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster."

"I love my dog. He's a real son-of-a-bitch."

"I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head."