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Joke of the Day
"Everyone wants their kid to learn to walk until exactly 30 seconds after their kid learns to walk."
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"Hillary's team is really going all out to get the LGBTQ vote... They've even convinced Huma to get rid of her Weiner."
"I was asking my comedian friend... for some advice on my act. I said ""I made a few cotton picking jokes but nobody found them funny"". He said ""It's simple, you need new material."""
"What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story."
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"
"My wife and I recently bought a Great Dane, the smell around our house is absolutely disgusting. Every time he barks I shit myself."
"What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball? You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza."
"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."
"I accidentally bumped pretty hard into what I think was a transgender woman Felt like a dick"
"Canada has crack?"