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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? One was a salted."
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"I can't stand holocaust jokes, they hit too close to home. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off one of the watchtowers"
"What do you call a guy who is in color guard? A flaggot"
"Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."
"What do you call a man with no body and a nose ? Nobody knows!"
"If Private Ryan was Black...it would be called..""Sorry for your loss Mrs.Ryan."""
"Her: I think you're getting too into those Hobbit movies Me: *stops gluing a beard on the baby* what?"
"Office Theft Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word"
"What do you call a drug-addicted canine? A meth lab!"