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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !"
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"Heard this while at a Canadian airport. Lady: We're going to the states for a few days. Oldman: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Lady: Why not? Oldman: It's full of Americans."
"What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? 2-3 weeks tops."
"""Who am I kidding?"" - blind comedians"
"Don't be sexist. It's just wrong. And being wrong is for women."
"I just read an article that says diarrhea is hereditary. Apparently it runs in your jeans."
"Who tries to steal fool's gold'? A pyrite!"
"Guess who I bumped into today at the opticians? Everyone."
"Some people have 32 teeth. Others have 10. It's simple meth."
"A hipster has just died Welcome to heaven, says god. The hipster turns back : no way, I'm going to hell before it's cool"