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Joke of the Day
"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw battle."
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"Do you want a quick joke? Do you want another one?"
"Scissors Commercial: *Montage of people karate chopping paper in half* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better... Nevermind that was rad"
"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it."
"The backside of women is my second favorite part. It's right behind the front."
"What's green and red and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender."
"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"
"I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross"
"Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese."
"Every room in my house has a stained-glass window. Maybe I should wash them sometime...."