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Joke of the Day

"What's green and red and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender."

"My aunt's ex-boyfriend's mailman's brother said it on Facebook so I don't think any further research is necessary."

"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes that at least one of them would be selected as the winning entry No pun in ten did."

"Wait a second, so violence is an actual resort? That place sounds wonderful."

"Ask me what the secret to comedy is? You: What is the secret... Timing"

"today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar."

"Why did the priest cross the road ?? To screw in the children that were crossing the road"

"Bad religious joke I created. One day Jesus is talking to god and says, ""Hey dad, guess what I did today?"" God: ""What?"" Jesus: ""I walked on water."" God: ""No way."" Jesus: ""Yahweh!"" Badum, tss"

"What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth? her abortion"

"What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean"