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Joke of the Day
"Circle? Donut! Triangle? Pizza! Cylinder? Tater tot! - me teaching our 2yr old shapes"
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"*chasing after the person that just robbed my house* TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SO I KNOW YOU GOT BACK SAFELY"
"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."
"How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge."
"Saw my ex-gf being beaten up by 4 guys, so as a human being I had to step in and help.. She didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us"
"I take my women the same way i take my presidents. Half black and no Bush."
"What does a gay man and a rhubarb have in common? It's not right to call them a fruit."
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne (Pen-nay)"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Give a man a poisoned fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life"
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? just trying to fit in."