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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese."
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"i hate it when i eat a slice of bread and it grows into a bread tree in my stomach"
"Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to her to say ""Excuse me mame but the tide wants to come in."""
"What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts"
"A monk to another, ""O! master, is it proper for a monk to use email?"" ""Sure, as long as there are no attachments"", replied the other."
"Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?"
"How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill? By running! J.K. Rowling"
"My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in a few seconds for christmas So I bought her a nice sports car."
"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabidooo."
"My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can't afford another malpractice suit."