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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Nacho cheese."

"To test my ability to emphasthize I tried to force myself to empathize with Brock Turner But if I learned anything from him it's that some things should never be forced"

"I had to do my nightly chores twice today Thanks daylight savings!"

"Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet? funny or not"

"Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Germany."

"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"

"Someone wrote ""retard"" on my car window. Took me ages to lick it off"

"Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling it's because they're still getting an answer."

"What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !"

"Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him."