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"I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross"
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"Why did Hitler not mind being on the naughty list? He needed more coal anyway."
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"What's white and flies through the air? The second cumming."
"What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball? 2^nd base."
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"Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water personally."
"[grandma's house] Little Red Riding Hood: Are you going to eat me? Wolf: I just want my hoodie back."
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"What do u call an ethopian with a feather up his ass? A dart"