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"You know what a cubicle basically says? It says 'We don't think you're smart enough for an office,but we don't want you to look at anybody.'"
"I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car."
"The best way to respond when a girl asks you if she's fat is to fake a seizure."
"HEY,,,I've already lined up an auctioneer to read my eulogy...... No one likes drawn out funerals.... You're welcome."
"""Then, the handsome prince sees her dead body laying there and has to kiss her."" ""Ummm, what?"" ""Trust me, the kids will love it."""
"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
"Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die."
"What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist? The C4 does something when it's triggered."
"Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes New York L.A. Chicago"