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Joke of the Day

"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"

"What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust. I'm not proud of myself."

"I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today. I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind."

"Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky? He looked a little blue"

"What's the difference between a muffin and a jew? a muffin doesn't scream when you put it in an oven."

"Dirty limerick... There was a girl from Peru Grammar to her was new She asked after the deed With her mouth full of seed Did I just blow or blew?"

"Why do white girls group in odd numbers? because they *can't even.*"

"Why do black people like to ""whip"" when dancing? Because for one they aren't on the receiving end! Yes I know i am being racist, so dont point it out"

"I asked my trainer ""Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?"" He pointed outside and said ""The ATM machine"""

"Why did Adele cross the road To get to the other side"