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Joke of the Day

"The backside of women is my second favorite part. It's right behind the front."

"Where do computer scientists go to have a drink? To the foobar."

"How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid? At womb temperature!"

"Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months."

"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"

"So, I sold my old vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust."

"I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door. ""Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"""

"After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea.. to go Seoul searching."

"When asked why he swallowed so much jizz, Rod Stewart would only say: ""My heart can't tell me no"""

"I hurt my back... ...and the head of HR asked me if I was limping. Apparently it is NOT OK to say ""Naw, just working on my pimp walk"". :)"