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Joke of the Day

"[Fixed] Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world kernel"

"Why were the students confused by the gay kid's performance in school? He was getting straight D's"

"How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero? Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there."

"(OC) What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper? Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory."

"Do you know the best way to cook lamb? Well done ewe."

"Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter."

"I'm not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you."

"My child-free blog is attracting a ton of pedophiles. It's called ""Fuck Kids""."

"They say men are 3 times as likely to be struck by lightning than women Because lighting is 1/3 as likely to strike in the kitchen"

"I used to be terrified of my dentist. He wasn't rough with my teeth or anything, he was just a paedophile."