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Joke of the Day
"[Fixed] Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world kernel"
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"""And on the seventh day God rested""... because even omnipotent beings need rest too, ya know."
"""This is not a drill!"" ~Guy holding a hammer."
"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind, it's too cheesy. -__-"
"Shania Twain has worn 16 acres of denim during her lifetime"
"I like my women like I like my wine. 5 years old and locked in a cellar. (I CAN FEEL THE RETRIBUTION ALREADY)"
"What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama? Too soon."
"impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it's a 3D model of a save icon."
"What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim."
"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need to, they glow in the dark..."