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Joke of the Day

"*Asks soulmate* What is your dream car and why? Minivan, because the sliding door <joining in> MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS"

"Man plus woman Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"

"""Well well well if it isn't the guy I'm stalking."" ""Get out of my hamper."""

"Giving Money To The Non-Homeless Prank What kind of reactions could we get by giving our spare change to people who clearly don't need it. confused and disoriented evidently. :D"

"What was the first thing Adam said to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"

"What do Bud Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."

"Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')"

"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."

"A man knighted for how he stood while ejaculating Sircumstance"

"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""