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Joke of the Day

"Here's the one way to avoid clickbait (screw the other OP!). [Click here for the truth!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2tjg13/heres_the_one_way_to_avoid_clickbait_screw_the/)"

"Here, have my marionette set. ""Cool. How much for it?"" Just take it ""For free? What's the catch?"" No strings attached. ""You son of a bit.."""

"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on a wall Art What do you call arms and legs on a wall Pieces of art"

"During a job interview yestarday I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer, I simply replied ""No I always give 110%"""

"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."

"How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !"

"A stepdad should be called a ""Faux Pa."""

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."

"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two babies making out."

"All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them..."