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Joke of the Day

"Here's the one way to avoid clickbait (screw the other OP!). [Click here for the truth!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2tjg13/heres_the_one_way_to_avoid_clickbait_screw_the/)"

"Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop? Because there'd be no charge."

"Relationship status: binoculars"

"[prison riot] *standing over my origami ducks* ""GO AROUND! GO AROUND!"""

"my 10 year high school reunion is in August which means I have 2 months to lose 40 pounds and get engaged to Michael Cera"

"What's the difference between a Greyhound station & a Crab with boobs? One's a crusty bus station... The other's a busty crustacean."

"Wife: where's the baby? Me: up on the roof Wife: THE ROOF? Me: relax. He's got sunscreen on"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !"

"Im sick of people calling America ""the stupidest country in the world"" Personally, I think Europe is."

"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"