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Joke of the Day
"BREAKING: An egg. I'm making scrambled eggs."
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"I hate tattoos For instance, if you get a tattoo of a Tarantula, 60 years later it'll look like Daddy Long Legs."
"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."
"Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval."
"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything."
"Her: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Me: *puts naked Barbie away. 'It's not VooDoo if that's what you think! Her:Freak! Me:Did you feel--anything?"
"What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore"
"Me: Excuse me Father, what's the Wifi password? Priest: We're in Church! Me: Oh I'm sorry. What's the Wifi password, Amen."
"What do you get when you cross a black and asian man? (slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive."
"What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot? A Bill Cosby."