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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."

"2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme."

"Helen Keller, what color is this dress? ARGGGLLLAGHHHHGAAAAA"

"A Cleveland Browns fan passed away In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time."

"A teacher finds his students have drawn penises on the whiteboard, so he rubs them all off. He is now a registered sex offender."

"I've only heard the setup for this joke, anybody know the rest? A Jew and a Pollock are in a rainstorm... That's all I know and I've been dying to find out the rest. Anybody have any ideas?"

"Your momma so fat... She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit."

"Five out of six people agree Russian roulette is completely safe."

"Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome."

"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."