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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda? Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda."
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"Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !"
"I dropped my phone in the bath. I dropped my phone in the water. I put it in rice to dry out, it works now but i lost all my contacts except for my uncle bens."
"Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway."
"homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve"
"I did a self defense course I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion"
"If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?"
"Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. "
"Need to have a talk about drugs with my 14 year old son because my regular connection just dried up. -Danny Zucker"
"Ay' girl,is your dad a terrorist Cause you re da bomb"