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Joke of the Day

"Dinosaurs probably spelled Tuesday, 'Ptuesday'"

"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"

"My Dads career advice was ""Do what you love"". So I'm trying to make a living jerking off and playing video games."

"How did the investigators discover that a serial killer had dandruff? They found head & shoulders in his bathroom."

"A female plumber? Yeah, I'd tap that."

"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."

"It's actually easy to spell Connecticut if you think Apple are creating a brand new self-harming app. Connect-iCut."

"What do you call vampires vagina? Cunt Dracula"

"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You house back, your wife back, your dog back, your truck back..."

"Heard about the public speaker with the rodent up his butt? He had to cancel a speech because he was gerbily constipated."