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Joke of the Day
"homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve"
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"TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature. That's why the Chinese people call him ""The Great Reader""."
"Two muffins... Two muffins in a pan are baking in the oven. One looks over at the other and says ""Wow it's getting really hot in here!"" The other replies ""Holy shit is that a talking muffin?"""
"I have beautiful children Thank god my wife is having affairs"