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Joke of the Day
"I did a self defense course I would't recommend anyone to attack me in slow motion"
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"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? The winner of last year's hide & go seek contest."
"I'm at my quickest when I try to follow someone out of the bathroom so I don't have to touch the handle."
"Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull"
"""Dad. Dad. DAD! Please just come home. You promised us you'd stop after Volume 46."" - Creator of NOW! That's What I Call Music's children"
"Inkling sounds like a baby octopus"
"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee chord? My ass."
"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."
"What do giraffes eat at 11am? Brunch."
"Mickey Mouse and Minnie are in divorce court... The judge asks, ""So what's going on Mickey, is she just crazy or something?"" Mickey replies, ""No, your Honor. She's fucking Goofy."""