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Joke of the Day

"Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. "

"What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder"

"Don't ""pshhh"" me, you stupid bus."

"What's better than a laxative? Reddit."

"What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross country"

"I got this hot blondes phone number today! Im starting to think i should cause car accidents more often."

"mythical anciemt turtel that canot die has been found in the galapagos. ""dont worry"" says one scientist ""we wil find a way to kill it"""

"What did one lawyer say to the other? ""we are both lawyers."""

"What's the worst kind of T-Shirt? A Casual Tee."

"we get it people on instagram you went outside congratulations"