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Joke of the Day

"Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway."

"I met a French tart hiking in the Alps last year. Her name was Too Loose to Trek"

"Is LSD illegal or just frowned upon? Asking for a giant purple rabbit."

"The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson."

"*walking into our new house* ME: Whaddya say we christen our new home? HER: *giggling* OK *later, flinging holy water* ME: GET OUT GHOSTS"

"I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in..... ""Troy."" he said, suddenly. ""I am."" I replied. ""Give me a minute"""

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"Rabbit TV ESPN had the Natonal Spelling Bee on there."

"Husband comes home with a duck under his arm. ""Look. This is the pig I've been fucking."" The wife says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" The husband says, ""I wasn't talking to you."""

"What type of Bees provide millk? Boobees (boobies)"