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Joke of the Day
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
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"My girlfriend asked me who I've been having sex with because my penis was so sensitive...... My hand"
"What do you a call a pedophile at church? Father"
"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS SE: -on your sub? ME: PUPPERONI"
"Wifi going down... Our wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One child started talking and I had no idea who he was."
"What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear? The pair with no sole."
"I warned my friend that the girl he was taking home looked underage, but he said... ""If there's grass on the field, I'll play."""
"Sometimes I put my cat in the sunroom hoping the coyote who lives out back will charge at it and bounce off the glass."
"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"
"Santa goes to... Santa goes to your house, goes down your chimney, and watches you while you're asleep... And everyone adores him... I do it one time..."