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Joke of the Day

"Wifi going down... Our wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One child started talking and I had no idea who he was."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? I left the tip on the night stand."

"Who's the nicest guy at the hospital? The ultrasound guy"

"I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA Edit: Wow this *blew* up."

"Having sex in a elevator is... wrong on so many levels"

"Another Sunday at Gym Church w/ Pastor Pumpz. We sang ""My Bod is an Awesome Bod"", ""Bod is Great Bod is Good"", and ""Be Thou My Protein"""

"Whats black and doesn't work ? Decaf Coffee ..... you fucking racist."

"Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces? Because it doesn't even lift."

"What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right? a Barker Lounger !"

"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"