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Joke of the Day
"What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear? The pair with no sole."
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"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."
"Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring It was one ring to rule the mall."
"The wife shares my sense of humour. She hasn't fcuking got one of her own."
"A Brazilian got the first gold medal The police are already after him."
"The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak"
"Saw a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"
"Fishy Technology What type of phones do fish use? . . . *Shellular*, of course..."
"You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone."
"Desire to not get beat up > Desire to wear a cloak"