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Joke of the Day
"What do you a call a pedophile at church? Father"
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"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"
"Funny, those Baby Einstein videos don't mention anything about how he fled Baby Europe to escape the Baby Nazis."
"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."
"Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them."
"Absolutely love holding my son, I can't stop looking at him. Whoops! This is a churro. It's just a churro."
"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"
"Yesterday I held a door open for a clown... I thought it was a nice jester."
"Ok but how old is your child in minutes?"
"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her? Switch to the spiderman outfit"