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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone? Shelfies."
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"Janay Rice says the elevator attack was all part of God's plan. God must not like her very much."
"Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"
"Honey! I'm pregnant! Hello pregnant, I'm Dad."
"Yo mama is so fat... That the sorting hat put her in the waffle house!"
"What do you call a foreign born communist running for President? Ted Cruz"
"What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand? He screws, nuts, and bolts"
"its ok to feel weird in the grocery store. you are surrounded by stuff that is going to move through strangers bodies"