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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat... That the sorting hat put her in the waffle house!"
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"HILLARY CLINTON: Putin wants a puppet as the US president KERMIT THE FROG: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me."
"What does God call his nose? God knows."
"Forget everything you learned in College.... ""Forget everything you learned in College, you won't need it working here."" ""But I never went to college."" ""I'm sorry your not qualified to work here."""
"15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk."
"The secret cocaine ring in my school still hasnt been busted by the police It's slipping right under everyone's noses!"
"Just because a guy wants to see you naked it doesn't mean anything, I know a guy who drove 2 days to see a donkey show."
"Why is six afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender..."
"What is the similarity between Election and Erection? The words election and erection are spelled similarly. They both have the same meaning too: a dick rising to power."