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"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"
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"""She had a heart of gold."" - autopsy report"
"My kids use all the toilet paper, dictate when I sleep and eat, and destroy everything I own. My house is its own little communist country."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs? Because he doesn't want anybody to know that he's been fucking chickens!"
"Genders are like political parties... There are many, but only 2 actually matter."
"I love picking out my wife's panties except this isn't my house and now some dudes are yelling for me to come downstairs with my hands up"
"China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'."
"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."
"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
"I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, ""No, one drag is enough."""