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Joke of the Day
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
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"Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!"
"Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day? To the Moooovies"
"Dentist: have you been flossing? [ flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip earlier ] Me: yes"
"I slept like a baby last night... ...I woke up screaming because I had shat myself"
"Does a basketball player with an extra chromosome... have both ups and downs?"
"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? The grass tickles their nuts."
"I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board... I thought, I'll give it a Go."
"Man, I really wish I'd noticed that rubber ducky in the toilet BEFORE I pooped."
"I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me"